Ever wonder what our days will look like ten years from now? I did, and here's a hypothetical entry for a "typical" Monday...
Terry’s Diary Entry for Monday, 25 September 2007
Wow, today was a crazy day. Then again, when don’t I have a crazy day? It’s probably better to start by outlining everything that went on today:
6:05am – Woke up late for work again. The fiber-optic connection to my alarm clock was loose again, and it failed to load my favorite streaming station at 5:30; hence the panicked hustle out of bed.
6:10am – At least the shower temperature unit was working right. Remember when we used to have to guess at the water temperature? It’s too chilly for that this time of year; good thing I can just punch in the temperature and go!
7:00am – On the way out of the door, I decided to check the fridge for some breakfast. The front display said that I was out of orange juice, but I still don't trust the RFID readers on these new “inventory management” refrigerators. Sure enough, there was the OJ right on the door. I’ll have to get Best Buy to take a look at that…
8:00am – Finally made it to work. The alertness sensor in my BMW kept going off (must be more tired than I thought). Good thing for the lane-drifting display too – it was a little overcast, and difficult to see the road markers without a little help. One extra bonus – those new computer-regulated throttles (coupled with dynamic cylinder deactivation and variable power delivery) helped me get 45mpg on the way in!
9:30am – Unlocked my tabletop LCD display after chatting about the game last night with Derek. Instantly all of the reminders I had set on Friday started popping up, blinking, and twirling around on my desk. Sure, this beats the little windows we used to get in Office (remember Microsoft Outlook?), but it’s much harder to ignore the screen built into your desk. Anyway, I sorted through my drawer for my laser pen and went to work. It took me more than an hour to send all of my notes around to the office. At least now I can just write people’s names on the top of my memos and send them off. No more remembering e-mail addresses!
10:45am – After shuffling all of my papers (funny we still use papers to describe 8” virtual memos floating in our LCD desktops) into the appropriate folders, I decided to bring up my I2 (Internet 2, for those living under a rock) arena. We used to call these programs “browsers,” but with the 3D interface I think the “arena” nomenclature was much more appropriate. Anyway, as I’m browsing ESPN’s virtual sports shop (even trying on some new jerseys after loading in my personal 3D measurements), I see my buddy from Accounting at the other end of the “store.” There goes another 30 minutes wasted!
12:30pm – Now I was getting hungry. I grabbed my LifeBox from my bag and headed down to the street café. I’m not sure how I lived without my LifeBox before; I mean, with a 1.5 gigapixel camera, 15TB music player (compatible with the new lossless Advanced Music Format compression), I2 arena portal, and LD communicator capability in one device, how could you not love it? And it’s so small – the pico-projector open-air display eliminated the need for bulky LCDs, so it’s only ½” thick by 3” wide and 4” tall. I throw it in the LB pocket in my jeans and forget about it!
12:45pm – I got to the café and scored a sandwich. The auto-scanner for our credit chips was out, so we had to get our hands scanned individually as we left the restaurant – what a pain! At least the machines stopped announcing balances after each transaction; that was awkward on an off-pay week!
1:25pm – After eating, I noticed that my chip was blinking blue (Jenna’s color), so I knew she was nearby. I tried to sent her a quick note, but she must have had hers turned off. Extra insulting since she knows she shows up on the GPS. Oh well, hopefully I’ll get a chance some other night to make up for Wednesday…
4:30pm – What a slow afternoon! Our enterprise software never ran into a bug it couldn’t auto-patch, so I barely had anything to do. I swear, we all thought intelligent self-healing software would be great, and I guess it is. But look what it’s doing for my productivity! We even had someone in Finance overwrite the past five weeks of data with a bad video presentation. No worries – the software noticed the glitch and dynamically restored all of the files from six minutes prior.
I did monitor the Production staff’s machines to ensure that the organic hardware updates went smoothly, and it appears that they did. All of their hard drives re-configured their storage arrays to comply with the new PVFS (Post-Vista File System) standard. Gained an extra 2TB out of each drive by making the switch!
7:45pm – After my drive home, I had a very long and very intense LD call with Jenna. I know these pico-projectors are lifesavers for aesthetics, but it’s so hard to hide your emotions when the other persons’ face is floating a few feet in front of you. Anyway, bad times there. I tried to turn on my MPC to see what was on, but none of the networks had any content worth watching. Guess I’ll pop in another HD-BRD disc and waste the night (glad I waited by the way on buying that video unit for the MPC. With HD-DVD and Blu-Ray merging together, the format war has officially ended).
9:30pm – Going to bed. The fridge must have realized I have OJ while I was gone today; too bad it’s empty! Fixed the fiber connection on the alarm clock. I’m hoping to catch that DJ out of LA before bed, but I’m so tired I’ll probably skip it. Oh, and I love this new wireless-enabled mattress. As soon as I lay down, it tells my bedroom MPC to lower the lights and load an old Postal Service album. It even tells my coffee maker to confirm brewing for the next morning. Well worth the money!
Oh well, it was a crazy day, but I made it. Guess I’ll tackle it all again tomorrow! In the mean time, I’ll dream about the day when they’ll come out with IT stuff that’s actually cool…